The Problem with Climate Models, with Enough ‘Free Parameters,’ Data Will Confess to Anything
Aug. 3, 2021 (EIRNS)—One of the criticisms leveled against the climate models used to terrify the world with the unfathomable horror of a change of 1.5° C by the turn of the century, relates to how modelers deal with uncertainties. The entire Earth is a very complex system to model, and our understanding of many of its processes—wind patterns, rainfall, ocean currents—is incomplete. That means that models cannot claim to be based purely on fundamental physics and well-known laws of nature, the way a simple physics demonstration used in a classroom would.
Instead, each of the uncertain values that is incorporated into the final model has some “wiggle room” in the specific value given to it. If there are only a few uncertainties, the model as a whole will have only a few adjustment points, and there may be a very small range of setting the uncertain parameters that results in the model accurately producing past data, against which it can be verified.
But if there are many “knobs” on the machine, so to speak, there can be many ways of adjusting them such that the model matches the past relatively well (given the extremely incomplete data, no one expects perfection), while offering wildly different predictions for the future. Climate models have many free parameters, many knobs to adjust, such that their matching past data says little about their ability to accurately predict the future. In this sense, a programmer can get the underlying climate data to confess anything about the future, including out-of-control warming.
The Executive Director Caleb Rossiter of the CO2 Coalition wrote in a July 18 op-ed in Washington Examiner about the origin of climate models: “The father of these models was Cold War military theorist John von Neumann, who wanted to see if we could cause drought in the Soviet Union. He failed, thank goodness. Von Neumann joked, ‘with four parameters I can draw an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.’ ”
Professor Will Happer uncovered an Aug. 8 2008 paper, “Drawing an Elephant with Four Complex Parameters,” by Jürgen Mayer, Khaled Kairy, and Jonathon Howard that does just that. The authors use a Fourier coordinate expansion with four complex parameters to successfully parameterize a shape resembling an elephant. And adding a fifth causes the trunk to move around as its path is traced. Of course, unlike the climate models, there were no data against which to validate the parameters, so the authors were completely free to set them as they pleased.
What can’t a climate modeler achieve with hundreds or thousands of free parameters?